Earth 69: Links Buffy: Not Exactly Genesis What if David Peckinpah fell asleep watching "Buffy" reruns on FX, and dreamed of applying his formula for show ruination to Whedonland? Alternative Programme Guide A hilarious Peck-style retelling of "Doctor Who," featuring such classic entries as "GoBot," "The Macramé Terror," and my personal favourite, "Doctor Who Kills Some Midgets." Terra Alpha-69 It's true: Earth 69 has been translated into Italian. I have no idea why "Princess of Wails" has been retitled "The Inalienable Fatso," but these folks did an awesome job nonetheless! Peckinporn I also have no idea why you'd want to befoul your eyes reading disgusting X-rated fanfiction about David Peckinpah, but such a thing truly does exist. (Sample line: "Oh yes, ugh, argh, uggh!!! Mr Peck!!!!")